Sunday, September 18, 2005

2005-Team Sausage

A heady mix of luck, ingenuity and class shepherded Team Sausage into the playoffs where a previously unknown level of domination was exhibited. Truly, a force to be reckoned with. A Team performance of the highest level. Let their names ring throughout the land, and let them all receive rings, even Drew:

Ibanez
Glaus
Texeira
Young
Delucci
Reyes
Mauer
Garciaparra
Barmes
Kearns
Everett
Ward
Nunez
Drew
Beckett
Patterson
Padilla
Cabrera
Pavano
Hampton
Bedard
Hoffman
Percival
Schilling
Zambrano
Vargas
Brazo
Macdougal

2003-John

A vulgar display of power and finesse. John was an uncontrollable force, wreaking havoc amongst the league.

2004-Ryan

The "puppeteer" plays each and everyone for fools. Demolishes the opposition. Truly, a Champion™.

2002-Hess

The master goes back to back. An unfathomable mastery of the art.

2001-Hess

The "savant" with a Rain Man like performance. Nobody could withstand his onslaught. The Uncanny One made this possible as he was played in a wily trade.

2000-Evan

Bay area domination by a true champion.

1999-Jim

A masterful year by a masterful tactician. One word: Lieberthal.

1998-Ryan

A true Machiavellian genius, there was no stopping Ryan this year. Short from putting a horse's head in the beds of his enemies, his team was a regular Cosa Nostra.